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Lottoriddle #18 

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Call me Simp Daddy! I don’t care! My wife wears the pants in my relationship, and I love it. When she orders me to wash the dishes, it is then my duty to pick the strongest of brands of dish detergent to get the job done. I even add a cap full of bleach to the dishwater. I’ve upgraded from giving her all of my earnings. Now it just goes directly into her bank account because she handles the finances as the head of our household. Sometimes she shouts from the living room at two o’clock in the morning just for me to give her a glass of ice water. I jump to it! I’m the type of guy to bring her home food while I’m out, and I was the one hungry; yeah, I forgot to get me something. Our relationship is like a swing at a park with one seat; only she gets to. I can be a bit hard on myself when I don’t carry out her orders to perfection. My parents, god bless their hearts, bought me a BMW for my birthday last year. It’s now in her name. And when she wants to go out with her friends or take random trips at three o’clock in the morning, it’s not my business to know where she’s going. Maybe she’s going to see her Black Bull Terrier that her sister keeps from time to time. Her Bull Terrier has seen the depths of her … emotionally that I may never reach. I paid for trips for the two to go to Cabo. Hopefully, they had a good time. I continue to ask God what my purpose is in her life. “How can I make her life experience even better, God?” He tells me to shoot for the stars when I’m catering to her every demand and stay proactive. Please don’t chastity … excuse, me, chastise me for how I chose to love my wife. There are areas that I can improve in. I honestly forget her birthday because it's surrounded by holidays that I spoil her too. It’s either in October or November. So… I just get her two birthday gifts for each month. Mind your business.



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